youknowyourebi:

thatfunnyblog:

My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

all bisexuals have the ability to do this once we reach unicorn status. 

fuckyeahhardfemme:

khymeira:

A careful cultivation of my ‘harmlessly odd girl next door who doesn’t always wear black’ look. The ‘wasteland hovel pseudo-intellectual who always wears black’ look pings the red-flags of too many neighbours and knowledge of the growing bone collection in my garage wouldn’t help, either.

The current batch is bleaching beautifully.

you are truly perfection

thatmuchlove:

zoppy:

teslatwin:

#what’s funny is that he woke up looking like this #I bet Coulson was the one who combed his hair after they thawed him out

with one of these

Let’s be real, someone had to bath him while he was unconscious…

(Source: fillmyarms)

(Source: femburton)